Are We Skarstarved?

Dealing with Eric Withdrawals means trying to be productive, trying to move on with one’s daily routine and not whine about True Blood not being on each Sunday night to the non-believers. How many times have I heard, “What is the fascination with this guy…” Ah yes, I remember those times, life before Askars. It was such a long time ago.

I’m learning new terms everyday. Kram. Puss Puss. Skarsgasm. It’s just a day in the life of being a part of the Alexander Skarsgard fan community And today’s term is Skarstarved. Well, do tell, what does it mean to be Skarstarved? Are we skarstarved? Should I be worried? Is it treatable?

Here’s the definition from Urban Dictionary’s link above: “Any person who is suffering from an addiction to any of the Skarsgard family of Sweden; most commonly in reference to Alexander Skarsgard (lead roles in Generation Kill & True Blood from HBO, as well as many Swedish productions); aka as a 6’4″ Scandinavian lord of beauty and hot-ass talent. Can be seen in 2010 & 2011 in such films as ‘Beyond the Pole’, ’13′, and a remake of ‘Straw Dogs’, as well as his continued role on the adult hit series, True Blood, opposite Oscar winner, Anna Panquin.  Those that suffer from being Skarstarved (typically while he’s on seasonal hiatus, or working on a project) long for him & suffer extreme withdrawals, that include dizziness, nocturnal emissions, and involuntary, spontaneous salvation at the mention of the name, or by random fan photos. Those that are afflicted are typically harmless, though they may over-engage in conversations regarding the career of said Skarsgard, which typically becomes a form of rambling. While informative, they are obsessed & should seek medical attention, or the nearest possible Skarsgard for a cure. Many of the Skarstarved simply pursue such knowledge for the betterment and world-wide advancement of the Skarsgard carrier, with eternal hope that their beloved will come to shine throughout the world.

Example: “I am so Skarstarved, I cannot wait until June 13th! Last night I had the best dream of my life! Honestly, I could molest a tree today! I think I may need professional help.”

Can you use the verb in a sentence as the example above? I can try.

Ally’s Example: “Being Skarstarved is facing everyday in the mirror knowing you have to wait til next Summer before you can see Eric Northman on my television.”

How’s that for an example? Good one LOL! Oh yes, I’m Skarstarved. Feel free to give your example in a comment below.